Two Years to do a DEGREE?!

WHAT?! How in the name of Hell did THAT happen? It should take three years because these new, two year degrees won't stand up to the three year ones, etc...

What are you talking about?

It depends on what you do. You only need a two year degree to be a mortician, but you need a four year degree for anything in business.

It don't matter. my girl set me straight on this. she knows so much and slaps my wrist when i come out with uninformed rubbish. going to need one of those tube bandages soon. ouch!