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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 24, 2023 @ 06:33:54
Jimmy and Davie left the pub well under the influence! They made their way to the bus stop and waited.....and waited.....and waited.
"Aw", Davie said, "The buses must be finished for the night. What are we going to do?"
Jimmy thought for a moment, then said, "Look, the bus depot is just round the corner. Why don't you nip round there and steal one to get us home?"
So Davie headed off to the depot. It was about 30 minutes before he returned, walking.
"What happened? Where's the bus?" Jimmy asked.
"I couldn't find a Number 26!"
"You numbskull, you could've taken a number 12 and we could've got off at the roundabout and walked the rest!"
Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 24, 2023 @ 18:42:29
@rondetto Said

Jimmy and Davie left the pub well under the influence! They made their way to the bus stop and waited.....and waited.....and waited.
"Aw", Davie said, "The buses must be finished for the night. What are we going to do?"
Jimmy thought for a moment, then said, "Look, the bus depot is just round the corner. Why don't you nip round there and steal one to get us home?"
So Davie headed off to the depot. It was about 30 minutes before he returned, walking.
"What happened? Where's the bus?" Jimmy asked.
"I couldn't find a Number 26!"
"You numbskull, you could've taken a number 12 and we could've got off at the roundabout and walked the rest!"
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