Quickies

@rondetto Said

Lone ranger and tonto are riding across the prairie when up on the ridge to their right 2,000 sioux appear they look be hind them and relaize they've been followed by a 1,000 apache...then over to their left appear 3,000 cherokee.
As they turn into the up coming canyon they see its guarded by 500 crow..

Turning to tonto the lone ranger says "looks like we're in a spof bother tonto"...tonto replies "what do you mean we paleface"
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My wife can't decide if we should buy a king or a queen size bed... I told her we should sleep on it.
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My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account.
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership.
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I got a lift home from work yesterday…
I'm putting it on eBay later!
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