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rondetto On about 16 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 26, 2023 @ 14:27:33
Nigel was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class:

"Who caused the walls of Jericho to collapse?"

Nigel instantly replied :

"It wasn't me miss!"

Teacher said:

"Stay behind after class you cheeky young idiot you!"

Much later than usual, Nigel two gets home and his mother Sharon asks him why he's so late home.

"Because" said Nigel "The teacher asked who destroyed the walls of Jericho and I said that it wasn't me".

Next day, his mother goes to school to see the teacher.

"Why did you keep my son late after school yesterday?" she demanded.

"Because" said the teacher "when I asked him who had destroyed the walls of Jericho he cheekily replied that it wasn't him"

Sharon gets angry and says:

"Look here missus, If he say's he didn't do it, then he didn't do it, so there!!"
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 26, 2023 @ 18:40:34
@rondetto Said

Nigel was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class:

"Who caused the walls of Jericho to collapse?"

Nigel instantly replied :

"It wasn't me miss!"

Teacher said:

"Stay behind after class you cheeky young idiot you!"

Much later than usual, Nigel two gets home and his mother Sharon asks him why he's so late home.

"Because" said Nigel "The teacher asked who destroyed the walls of Jericho and I said that it wasn't me".

Next day, his mother goes to school to see the teacher.

"Why did you keep my son late after school yesterday?" she demanded.

"Because" said the teacher "when I asked him who had destroyed the walls of Jericho he cheekily replied that it wasn't him"

Sharon gets angry and says:

"Look here missus, If he say's he didn't do it, then he didn't do it, so there!!"


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