The duck

@rondetto Said

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says: "But you're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
"I see your ears are working," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly," says the landlord. "Sorry about that – it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.
So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub and the landlord says: "You're with the circus, aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, He talks, drinks beer – everything!"
"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster. "Get him to give me a call."
So the next day, the duck comes into the pub.
The landlord says: "Hey, Mr Duck. I reckon I can line you up with a top job paying really good money."
"Yeah?" says the duck. "Sounds great – where is it?"
"At the circus," says the landlord.
"The circus?" the duck enquires.
"That's right," replies the landlord.
"What the hell do they want with a brick layer?"