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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 12:34:47
Italian Lover
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Salvatore was relaxing
at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular
young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Salvatore reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..
The sex finally ends and, again, Salvatore smiles and asks, "You
finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied. Salvatore reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they
end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Salvatore falls onto his back, gasping..
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,
"No, I'm Norwegian."
BertieJean On February 18, 2021




Hialeah, Florida
#2New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 12:54:39
too funny!!
Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 20:27:52
@rondetto Said

Italian Lover
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Salvatore was relaxing
at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular
young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Salvatore reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..
The sex finally ends and, again, Salvatore smiles and asks, "You
finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied. Salvatore reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they
end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Salvatore falls onto his back, gasping..
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,
"No, I'm Norwegian."


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