Manchester V Liverpool

@rondetto Said

A Mancunian and a Scouser go into a Greggs in Manchester.

The Scouser nicks 3 pies and sticks them in his pocket, then boast to the Mancunian. “Did you see that? the staff never saw me.”

The Mancunian says “That’s nothing mate watch this”

So the Mancunian goes back into the shop and says to the manager, “Give me a pie and I’ll show you some magic”.

He eats the pie then repeats the trick with two more pies.

The manager says “So where’s the magic in that?”

The Mancunian says “Nothing in my pockets, but now go and check in the Scouser’s pocket”