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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 02, 2020 @ 12:13:36
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out sex.

He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep downstairs to save them both from temptation.

One night, after several weeks of this, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming to die."

She laughed and replied, "I was just coming down to kill you!"
Darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 02, 2020 @ 15:34:36
@rondetto Said

An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out sex.

He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep downstairs to save them both from temptation.

One night, after several weeks of this, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming to die."

She laughed and replied, "I was just coming down to kill you!"






like my old lady tell me, " what you do with a young lady in bed? " i tell her, " if she dies, dies! "
Ricky92072 On July 02, 2021




Santee,
#3New Post! Sep 16, 2020 @ 21:35:45
I love to have sex with my girlfriend every time I get to see her and she loves it makes me happy
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