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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 24, 2020 @ 11:34:10
The best way to self test for Covid-19

Pour a measure of whisky into a glass.

Sniff it. If you can tell that it's whisky you are probably virus free.

Now drink it. If it tastes like whisky you are probably virus free.

I tested myself 9 times last night and thank goodness I was virus free each time.

I will need to test myself again today because I woke up with a terrible headache which can also be a symptom.
Darkman666 On about 13 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 24, 2020 @ 13:38:14
@rondetto Said

The best way to self test for Covid-19

Pour a measure of whisky into a glass.

Sniff it. If you can tell that it's whisky you are probably virus free.

Now drink it. If it tastes like whisky you are probably virus free.

I tested myself 9 times last night and thank goodness I was virus free each time.

I will need to test myself again today because I woke up with a terrible headache which can also be a symptom.




your wife doesn't worry covid-19 - she has a drinking problem, she remember who she is marriage to.
rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Aug 24, 2020 @ 14:49:34
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