Mabel goes to church

@rondetto Said

Mabel never went to church. She always promised to go but never did. The vicar was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service.

Three months later, after a Sunday service, the vicar asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church and now it looks like you can't get enough of it?"

She replied, “It's this new car of mine vicar... they told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service!”