My Sat Nav

I didn't realise how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:
"IN 400 YARDS, MAKE A RIGHT TURN, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

We went on holiday to the continent and before we'd gotten ten miles outside Calais we both decided we should never have set the SatNav to Bonnie Tyler's voice.

For a start, we got Lost in France.

Then it kept telling us to turn around.

And every now and then it fell apart.

Until that joke, I didn't realise Bonnie Tyler lyrics occupied any part of my long term memory whatsoever!