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rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 09, 2020 @ 11:36:27
An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer bellowed angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
To which the witness replied meekly, "My sister did."
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#2New Post! Apr 09, 2020 @ 20:38:43
Ba domp bomp, *ting! Thank you vedy much, ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all night!
Darkman666 On about 23 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Apr 09, 2020 @ 22:27:14
@rondetto Said

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer bellowed angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
To which the witness replied meekly, "My sister did."


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