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rondetto

Wrexham, United Kingdom

Mar 04, 2020 @ 13:39:14

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's doorbell with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door sees him and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls up her skirt, rips her knickers off and says, "This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," says Paddy, "You must have a vase somewhere.

Darkman666

Saint Louis, Missouri

Mar 04, 2020 @ 18:03:52

@rondetto Said

luckly, down there she wasn't growing a venus flytrap.

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