A Mugging

A midget was left totally dumbfounded today after he was mugged. He couldn't believe that someone could stoop that low.

I just learned that "midget" is now considered a derogatory term.

A local sports broadcaster got caught on a hot mic calling our QB a "F# $@ing midget"

The reason given for his suspension was for using the term "midget"

speaking of midgets, a midget and a man in public restroom, they using the standing stalls on the wall. they are looking at each other's peckers. the midget tell the man, " this is robbery! "

the man didn't know what said. the midget said, " give me your wallet and watch, you will regret it! " the man to ask, " how? "

so, the midget didn't say anything, giggle off and zip his pants, and then the man still frozen, and did nothing.

the midget grab a trash can and stand on beside the man. the midget grabs the man's balls will tight, and demand loud, " give me your wallet and watch, or i'll jump! "

That's actually cute