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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 20, 2020 @ 13:11:41
An advert in the newspaper: "Missing... wife and dog, reward of £100 for the return of the dog."


My wife and I went to see a marriage counsellor, she said "If you're happy we'll make a start."
I said: "My dear, if we were happy we wouldn't even be here."
Darkman666 On about 1 hour ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 20, 2020 @ 16:38:31
@rondetto Said

An advert in the newspaper: "Missing... wife and dog, reward of £100 for the return of the dog."


My wife and I went to see a marriage counsellor, she said "If you're happy we'll make a start."
I said: "My dear, if we were happy we wouldn't even be here."



newspaper article above:

his wife was looking his dog, that would love. the husband would the wife back, definitely, you how much dogs cost these days.
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