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Darkman666

Saint Louis, Missouri

#16

Jan 29, 2020 @ 22:06:27

@Ghyda Said

SYLVIA

What, are you angry, Sir Thurio? Is your face turning red?

VALENTINE

Leave him be, madame. He’s just a kind of chameleon.

THURIO

One that would rather feed off your blood, Valentine, than its usual diet of air.

VALENTINE

So you say, sir.

THURIO

Yes, sir, and it’ll be done, too.

VALENTINE

I know it’s done, sir. You always end before you begin.

SYLVIA

A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly fired.

VALENTINE

It is indeed, madame. We have the giver to thank for that.

SYLVIA

And who is the giver, servant?

VALENTINE

Yourself, sweet lady, for you provided the spark that set it off. Sir Thurio gets his witty remarks from your ladyship’s good looks, and appropriately he spends what he borrows in your presence.

THURIO

Sir, if you spar word for word with me, I shall make your wit dry up.

sound like the people of the house agreed that that the master finally got up, it last a minute for her. he was so proud. or not, she could have pass not missed anything.

Tigerstar7

#17

Jan 29, 2020 @ 22:43:21

@Jennifer1984 Said

"Villain, I have done thy mother"

Eternal classic for sure. Imagine where we'd be without yo mama jokes.

Ghyda

Anaheim, California

#18

Jan 30, 2020 @ 14:28:35

SIR NATHANIEL

Sir, he has never enjoyed the treats that can be found in a book; he hasn't eaten paper, as it were; he hasn't drunk the ink. His mind has not been filled with ideas, he is just an animal, only able to feel things physically. Remember sir, when boring people are put before us, we should be thankful, that we are full of different tastes and emotions, since those things keep developing in us, when they don't in him. For although I know I should never be vain, careless, or an idiot, if he went to a school it would be like teaching a fool! Anyway, all is well, I say, if I remember what they used to think in the past, you have to just put up with the things that you can't change.

Ghyda

Anaheim, California

#19

Jan 31, 2020 @ 14:54:01

SHEPHERD

His garments look expensive, but he doesn’t wear them well.

Ghyda

Anaheim, California

#20

Feb 01, 2020 @ 17:12:23

FALSTAFF

Sir, this is a poor, insane soul. She’s been saying all over town that her oldest son looks just like you. She was once rich, but poverty has driven her crazy. Now, as for these two foolish officers, I would like to press charges against them.

CHIEF JUSTICE

Sir John, Sir John. I know too well how you are accustomed to turning the truth into a big lie. But neither your confident demeanor nor the storm of words that accompanies your insolent disrespect will sway me from making a just consideration. As far as I can see, you’ve taken advantage of this trusting woman, and you’ve made her give you cash and other favors.

Ghyda

Anaheim, California

#22

Feb 03, 2020 @ 14:21:49

MENENIUS

I know you can do very little alone. Without all the help you get, your actions would be totally insignificant. Your abilities aren’t strong enough for you to do much on your own. You talk of pride. If only you could see yourselves as you really are! I wish you could!

Edited: February 03, 2020 @ 14:22

Ghyda

Anaheim, California

#23

Feb 04, 2020 @ 14:08:56

SIR TOBY BELCH

(he sings) On the twelfth day of December—

MARIA

For God’s sake, shut up!

Enter MALVOLIO

MALVOLIO enters.

MALVOLIO

Are you all crazy? What’s wrong with you? Are you making all this noise at this time of night because you have no manners, or because you’re just stupid? Are you trying to turn my mistress’s house into a noisy bar? Is that why you’re squealing out these ridiculous vulgar songs without lowering your voices at all? Don’t you have any respect for anything?

Edited: February 04, 2020 @ 14:11

Ghyda

Anaheim, California

#24

Feb 05, 2020 @ 16:28:03

CASSIO

Do you hear, my friend?

CLOWN

No, I don’t hear your friend. I hear you.

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