Nudists

There's a nudist convention in our town next week.
I might go If I've got nothing on.

We actually have a nudist park nearby.
I was wondering what this campground was that I could see from the highway to and from work.
Found it on google maps and it's a "Naturist" park.

I had a friend went to a nudist convention once, he was rejected because they told him. actually, he got a nude for them, they looked a him and they told him become a monk, because of his body.

my friend was jewish!

ba domp bomp, ting! Thank you vedy much, ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all night....

A policeman asked me "Where were you between 4 and 6?"


I said "I was at infant school."