Dave's wife

My mate Dave recently got married to a Thai bride, he told me the only thing wrong with her is that she keeps leaving the toilet seat up.

Then Dave said his wife told him that he never holds the door open for her, he said yes he did, the day she threatened to leave him.

I was a kid, I had shared my bathroom with my two sisters. my sisters taught keep me the toilet seat up, because in the middle of the night. I was too lazy to put the toilet seat down. so, in the middle of the night, one of my sister was too lazy turn on the light, and my sister fell in the toilet. It was very funny.

so since I keep the toilet seat down.