@rondetto Said 
A concerned woman phones a doctor and says, "Doctor, I'm worried about my husband. He thinks he's a dog!"
"I'm coming over right away," the doctor says.
When the doctor arrives, the woman opens the door, and her husband, on all four, starts wagging his bottom and licking the doctor's hand.
"Interesting", the doctor says, startled. "I'll examine him. Make him lie down on the sofa."
"Doctor", the woman says, "I can't! He's not allowed the sofa!"
I thought I was a dog for awhile, I used peed on tree with one leg up. now, I got it over the years, before I quit thinking I was a dog. for awhile, I peed on fire hydrants, too.
Dec 12, 2019 @ 18:06:18
