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Baptists say to hate your parents and just love Jesus!

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kohhrjacker On May 30, 2022




Kohhrgypt, New Zealand
#1New Post! Mar 03, 2006 @ 09:28:29
Sorry to all the baptists that I have tormented...

Land Over Baptist Get A Free Playstation 2 When you accept Jesus!

OMG.
A few extracts:

Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 2:

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

Landover Baptist's PlayStation 2 comes with a complimentary modified version of the popular disk, Tony Hawk's Underground. You can upload Jesus' face into the game and automatically unlock all of the cheat codes to "God Mode," so that Jesus can win every single level and perform incredible grab-tricks, spins, flips and stunts!

Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 2, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.

Ok... they are idiots....
sheskull On December 10, 2008




, Texas
#2New Post! Mar 03, 2006 @ 09:32:49
lol...I love parody sites
kohhrjacker On May 30, 2022




Kohhrgypt, New Zealand
#3New Post! Mar 03, 2006 @ 09:35:28
they're serious... totally serious.
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#4New Post! Mar 03, 2006 @ 10:14:14
Thankfully I can't open the link in my office, computer security thing.

My son got some link at home last night and by answering the basic questions the send you one of those memory sticks with the product their pushing loaded onto it.

Sounds ultra dodgy to me so he gave them the daffest answers possible and we await their reply.
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