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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 28, 2019 @ 14:30:17
I went to the shop last Friday on my bicycle.

I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Darkman666 On about 13 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 28, 2019 @ 19:24:59
@rondetto Said

I went to the shop last Friday on my bicycle.

I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.


he was a wise man, should never drink and drive. never text and drive. should watch for roadkill on the road, could be a relative!
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