Swearing

@rondetto Said

Little Johnny was heard swearing by his teacher.

"Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"

"My daddy uses," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "I bet You don't even know what it means."

"I do, too!" Little Johnny retorted. "It means the car won't start."