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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 17, 2019 @ 13:45:59
Young boy: "Hey Mum that bee just stung me on my arm."
Mother: "Let me put some cream on it then."
Young boy: "Don't be silly, it'll be miles away by now."

Two birds watch a jumbo jet flying overhead: "Look at that" says the first.
"So what?" say the second. "I'd fly that fast if my tail was on fire too."
Darkman666 On about 16 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 17, 2019 @ 14:02:43
@rondetto Said

Young boy: "Hey Mum that bee just stung me on my arm."
Mother: "Let me put some cream on it then."
Young boy: "Don't be silly, it'll be miles away by now."

Two birds watch a jumbo jet flying overhead: "Look at that" says the first.
"So what?" say the second. "I'd fly that fast if my tail was on fire too."



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