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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 16, 2019 @ 17:54:39
I sat next to the Duchess at tea.

And it was as I feared it would be.

Her rumblings abdominal.

We're something phenomenal.

And everyone thought it was me!

___________________________________________

A buxom young barmaid from Wales

On her chest wrote the prices of the ale

And on her behind

(for the sake of the blind)

She had the same information in Braille.
Darkman666 On about 11 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 16, 2019 @ 17:57:49
@rondetto Said

I sat next to the Duchess at tea.

And it was as I feared it would be.

Her rumblings abdominal.

We're something phenomenal.

And everyone thought it was me!

___________________________________________

A buxom young barmaid from Wales

On her chest wrote the prices of the ale

And on her behind

(for the sake of the blind)

She had the same information in Braille.


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