Did you hear?

@rondetto Said

I'm getting on in years now. When you get to my age three things go. First to go is your memory....I can't remember what the other two are.

Did you hear about that fat man on a bus, he gave his seat up and three women sat down.

Talking about that, my auntie was so fat that when she hung her nightie on the line a troop of scouts moved in.