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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 23, 2019 @ 15:00:15
A tourist, driving by a Cheshire farm, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about £200 today," said the farmer. "But in six years, it would have been worth £900. So £900 is what I'm out."

The tourist sat down and wrote out a cheque and handed it to the farmer.

"Here, is the cheque for £900," he said. "By the way, It's postdated six years from now."
Darkman666 On about 19 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 23, 2019 @ 15:04:15
@rondetto Said

A tourist, driving by a Cheshire farm, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about £200 today," said the farmer. "But in six years, it would have been worth £900. So £900 is what I'm out."

The tourist sat down and wrote out a cheque and handed it to the farmer.

"Here, is the cheque for £900," he said. "By the way, It's postdated six years from now."


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