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rondetto On 49 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 21, 2019 @ 11:37:18
Joe, though not a scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew far and wide...and soon people from all over the country were coming to his home town to have portraits done.

One day, a limousine pulled up to his house. Inside was a beautiful woman, and she asked Joe if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of Joe.
The woman said money was no object; she was willing to pay £75,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Joe asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his missus.

In a few minutes, he returned.... and said to the lady, "Yes sure you bet I will. I'll paint you in the nude, but I'll have to leave my socks on so I'll have a place to keep my brushes."
Darkman666 On about 17 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 21, 2019 @ 15:24:03
@rondetto Said

Joe, though not a scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew far and wide...and soon people from all over the country were coming to his home town to have portraits done.

One day, a limousine pulled up to his house. Inside was a beautiful woman, and she asked Joe if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of Joe.
The woman said money was no object; she was willing to pay £75,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Joe asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his missus.

In a few minutes, he returned.... and said to the lady, "Yes sure you bet I will. I'll paint you in the nude, but I'll have to leave my socks on so I'll have a place to keep my brushes."


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