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gakINGKONG On October 18, 2022




, Florida
#1New Post! Jan 08, 2019 @ 01:34:50
Skunk in the barnyard! Pee-yoo!!

Who did it come from? From you!!


There. Now that's humor!!

See? See there? I can say something funny. I just did. I just relayed a humorous limerick--some type of verse even if it's probably not exactly a limerick.
gakINGKONG On October 18, 2022




, Florida
#2New Post! Jan 08, 2019 @ 01:35:40
Ok fine it's not a limerick I just checked.
Eaglebauer On July 23, 2019
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Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jan 08, 2019 @ 13:18:07
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who always walked belly to belly
Because, in their haste,
they used library paste
instead of lubricant jelly.
gakINGKONG On October 18, 2022




, Florida
#4New Post! Jan 09, 2019 @ 02:30:32
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
But that's what I get for drinking my peas
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#6New Post! Jan 11, 2019 @ 01:15:43
There exists a person named Donald
Who said that wheels are real old.
"They're older than walls"
Said he, with the balls
to continue to lie to the furloughed.
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#7New Post! Jan 11, 2019 @ 01:53:19
It's a border crisis they say
"A big wall will keep evil at bay"
It's only 5 Bills
And a contest of wills
As workers still go without pay.
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