Bungee Jump

Stan and Harry are in the extreme sports business and decide to start a bungee jump down Mexico way after seeing cliff diving at Acaplulco. They figure that anybody crazy enough to dive into the sea from a high clifftop would also get a buzz out of jumping off a high platform with just an elastic rope around their ankles for safety.

When everything has been constructed, set up and ready to go they decide to hold a demonstration event to a large group of locals that gathers at the base of the jump.

Stan is ready at the top. "They've never seen anything this before" he smiles to Harry.

"They sure haven't buddy" laughs Harry back. They high-five and Stan jumps.

The equipment works faultlessly. Stan descends to the extent of the rope, it stretches, tightens and he boings right back up to the top.

As he reaches platform level, Harry notices Stan's nose is bleeding and is all smashed in.

On the second boing, Stan's eye is black and on the third boing, he's had several teeth knocked out and his mouth is pouring blood.

Harry grabs his buddy, hauls him into the diving platform and hollers "What happened to you, man? Was the rope too long and you hit the ground?"

Barely conscious, Stan whispers back through a mouthful of broken teeth. "No man, the rope's just fine. Just answer me one thing..... What the f**k is a Pinata...?"