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Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 26, 2018 @ 11:47:56
I do love a one liner........

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but cats can.


Three times I got run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.


Is it possible to mistake telepathy for schizophrenia I hear you ask.


To the thief who stole my anti depressants: I hope it makes you happy.
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#2New Post! Nov 26, 2018 @ 13:05:22
@Jennifer1984 Said

I do love a one liner........

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but cats can.


Three times I got run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.


Is it possible to mistake telepathy for schizophrenia I hear you ask.


To the thief who stole my anti depressants: I hope it makes you happy.


twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Nov 26, 2018 @ 14:28:08
@Jennifer1984 Said

I do love a one liner........

Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, but cats can.


Three times I got run over by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle.


Is it possible to mistake telepathy for schizophrenia I hear you ask.


To the thief who stole my anti depressants: I hope it makes you happy.



these one liners are soo funny, that god laugh so hard, he fell off his dinosaur.
Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Nov 26, 2018 @ 15:40:56
I read in the paper that I should put all my money into bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.

Jokes about constipation aren't my first choice, but they're a solid number two.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Nov 26, 2018 @ 15:54:35
when I was a kid, I love finger sandwiches. I love shove them up my nose. so I pick my nose in public.
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