Adm and Eve getting first lesson on Procreting

@white_swan53 Said

One day God and Adam was taking a stroll , God told
Adam that it was time that he ad Eve got started on populating the earth. Adam ask how do they do that . God told him to start with a kiss. " What's a kiss" , God explained a kiss .Adam went off in search of Eve . A little while late Adam came back smiling, "that was real nice " Adam told God . God told him he wasn't done yet. God told him next he should caress Eve . "What's a caress ?" . God explains a caress. Off into the bushes goes Adam. Sometime later Adam comes back grinning , wow that was really nice , better then the kiss " . Again God tells him he isn't done. " "What else is there ?" God tells Adam now he should love Eve . "What's love ?" God explains love . Adam goes off into the bushes with Eve and is back pretty quick . " Adam asks God, "what is headache?"

@twilitezone911 Said




when I dated eve, she always got headaches. she told me, she had always had sinus problems. the desert was a killer for her allergies.

@white_swan53 Said

So. if this was the case . Who did you procreate with ?

@twilitezone911 Said




when I dated eve,

@twilitezone911 Said

it was adam, not me!

@white_swan53 Said

huh ??