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mrmhead

NE, Ohio

#16

Oct 22, 2018 @ 16:55:06

@gakINGKONG Said

You aren't as flushable as you'd like to think.

Even when the package says "flushable" somebody somewhere is gonna have to go fish you out.

link

...we sent divers 80-90 feet deep into the wet well/raw sewage to search in complete darkness with their hands to find and identify the obstruction.

I wonder how the job description in the Want Ads was worded for this position?

Chyna

Thomasville, Georgia

#17

Nov 30, 2018 @ 22:08:31

I always wanted to be cremated myself + have my ashes spread in the ocean...let the fishes eat me..MMMM..

Erimitus

The mind of God, Antarctica

#18

Dec 01, 2018 @ 01:17:58

I would like to be embalmed with florescent blue paint and pumped full of helium so I float over my casket and glow blue when black lights are on. Instead of music I want white noise played at a high volume and instead of incense I want a smoldering bong so the inconsolable mourners can take a hit.

mrmhead

NE, Ohio

#19

Dec 01, 2018 @ 03:57:48

@Erimitus Said

All I could think is ...

David Lynch ...?

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