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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 27, 2018 @ 16:10:31
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whisky, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied,

'Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.'

He then asked her what she was. She replied,

'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.'

A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied,

'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 27, 2018 @ 17:01:01
@rondetto Said

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whisky, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied,

'Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am.'

He then asked her what she was. She replied,

'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.'

A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied,

'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


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