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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 24, 2018 @ 14:59:21
A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"

"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.

"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward', anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the girl replied, "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 24, 2018 @ 15:29:46
@rondetto Said

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"

"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.

"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward', anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the girl replied, "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."


mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#3New Post! Feb 24, 2018 @ 22:53:28
@rondetto Said

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"

"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.

"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward', anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the girl replied, "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."


Kids these days ... that's where SpellCheck will get you!
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