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rondetto On about 7 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 16, 2018 @ 09:49:56
Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one.

"Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole."

"I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Winthrop weighed over sixteen stone."

"The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every hole, then picking him up again that wore me out."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 16, 2018 @ 14:04:42
@rondetto Said

Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one.

"Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole."

"I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too," the first man said sympathetically. "That must have been very difficult, considering Winthrop weighed over sixteen stone."

"The carrying wasn't that hard. It was putting him down at every hole, then picking him up again that wore me out."


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