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The Night before Christmas
December 25, 2017 @ 04:34:26 am

Well it is Christmas eve here and it is snowing big fluffy flakes. Outside my window are two trees decorated with lights. And I have soft Christmas instrumental music playing in the background. It could not be perfecter.

It was the night before Christmas
And all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring
Not even the cat.

When out on the lawn there rose a great smell
I rushed to the window to see what the hell

And what to my blood shot eyes should appear
But a rusty old sleigh and some mangy reindeer.

There was a little old driver (who had just been quite sick)
I said to my self, "That must be St. Nick".

On dasher, on dancer echoed his calls
Get up on the roof or I'll cut off your balls.

Well faster than eagles those reindeer did fly...
First up on the roof and then into the sky

And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, its been one hell of a night.

Have a merry one

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twilitezone911

December 25, 2017 @ 06:11:14 am

it was snowing in st louis today. fluffy(my cat) and I watching the snow on the ground from my apartment's window.

where is fluffy? she was here. there's she is in the kitchen.
I heated up her rum's milk, she drinking it out of her favorite bowl.

it is a nice Christmas eve's vision, watching sipping her special milk in my microwave. waiting a minute, fluffy meowing at me now. fluffy tell me to heat up the milk.

so, I have stop type now, I can't reach the microwave's control. I used my left foot to close the microwave's door. fluffy look soo cute in the microwave. I have turn on the microwave for 3 minutes. so, give me a couple of minutes to come back to finish this post. I like playing with fluffy with the door open, and spinning inside the microwave.

i'll right back.

i am back, i have some sad news to tell you. i was soo exciting it was Christmas, i was celebrated Christmas with fluffy. i accidently closed the microwave's door on fluffy.

she was soo happy ( i think she was drunk. ) drinking her special milk with a straw. i did want to brother her inside the microwave. about 2 1/2 minutes later, i have reported that fluffy was no fluffy anymore.

R.I.P. FLUFFY!

merry Christmas, everyone!

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