A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The
wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by
not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the
party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume
was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put on a
Goldilocks costume.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
her husband. After some more to drink he finally whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went
to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what
kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous
behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume
playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume
to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me
he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"
Apr 09, 2004 @ 04:40:34
