Sadly I once thought that "it" was all Obama's fault.
Those were wondrous days when the world made sense.
Obama was best friends with OBL.
He golfed a lot.
He created ISIS.
While charging all evil Muslims with the task of killing the USA's military, he tricked the USA's military in to attacking the unwitting citizens of the USA.
He seized our guns.
Obama had gone back in time and forced Bush to go to war...he went farther back in time and faked his birth certificate...and only a Nigerian could have thought of that fraudulent scheme.
Obama was all set to violate the U.S. Constitution and run for the office of President for a third time...and then declare himself ruler of the UN.
And then Killary butted in!
She forced her husband to
not keep his junk in his pants.
She sold children into prostitution...she murdered 90 people...at least...she paid Saudi Arabia to institute Sharia Law in the EU and in the USA...she tricked a U.S. ambassador into going to Lybia so she could murder him...!
She paid of the USSR... I mean Russia... I mean Putin...in a complex money laundering scheme so that he would pretend to support Trump, but in reality undermine the democracy of the USA and help Killary get elected and institute "spunky woman" rule over all of mankind (which means all men...especially the old white ones and the stupid young white ones).
Killary usurped Obama's evil as only a white woman could do to a black man!
And now, as the ruler of Planet Earth she has embraced her power as the Whore of Babylon!!!
And on top of it all Killary made Gary smoke a bone so he would be too stoned to answer relevant questions with any degree of intelligence...
Sadly women just won't go back into the kitchen, barefoot, where they belong!
Why!?
And thus spake the
Book of Revelations that Never Happened.