Hitch hiker

A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a puncture, pulled to the side of the road and got out to inspect the tyre. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you want a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles, "Might as well. I can't get this bloody hub cap off."

Try answering this -
how does a backwards duck sound?

I don't want think about it. if I have think it about I might quack-up!

kcauq, kcauq, kcauq.

I was close.

Close only counts, I heard,
with horseshoes and hand grenades.

in ducking hunt, in when hunters seen ducks in ponds and lakes. they throw hand grenades in the water.

there is not to much sport, have an explosive shoot the ducks up in the air from the lake or pond.

then, the hunters shoot them.

I won't tell the ducks, will you?

Hate is a strong word, and I rarely use it.
But I "hate" Richard Pryor's style of humor.