Do you have any alter egos?

@twilitezone it has taken me months to stealthily track down your true location..... I am not saying that your life is at risk...but if I were you I would start locking my doors and buy a gun or two...

Just kidding...

Or am I....


I had a man watching me in a tree with blue dress, I get my missile launcher said ' hi, chaski! '. that last you heard the launcher fire at you. in my neighborhood, that's a warning shot.

You're telling me. It took me months of careful trimming to get my fur back to normal.



Oh good, you're up.

*Stops playing the kazoo and hands Schoolgirl an ice cream cone.*

*heavy breathing* *eye twitch*

*Has a big grin on his face, his tail sways playfully. He licks his ice cream cone.*

Mmmm... mint chocolate chip. My favourite.

ITS MY FAVORITE TOO!!!

Sweet. In that case...

*Places two scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream onto Schoolgirl's empty cone.*

Sorry, I forgot the ice cream the first time.

[Insert Jafar's laughter here]

I am now FULLY my alter ego. Its not even an alter ego anymore, ITS ME! Side bangs are back, perverted and sarcastic, yep!