InfoWars Warning...take heed...!

The U.S. government is going to use the U.S. military to invade the USA!

It isn't enough that the government is already in charge of the USA, now they want...a...to be in charge of the USA!

It isn't enough that we elected them into office, now they want the military to put them in office!

And then the military is going to take away their own pensions!

The great states of Texas and Utah will be the 1st to fall!

Texas because...a... the government is tired of Texans saying stupid s*** like Don't Mess with Texas!

Utah because....a....they're a bunch of Mormons who wear strange under clothes.

Then will come California....it will take a lot of crowbars to break them off of North America, but...a...their next anyway.

Florida will be left alone because we are the location of Hillary's fun camps (aka Disney World, Bush Gardens, Universal Studios, and lots of nice beaches).

That much is true.

Aren't Mormon underpants supposed to be fireproof and bulletprooof, allegedly?

utah has mormons or morons. donny and marie both run for president of the usa. i think marie win for president and donny forvice- president. they would have the little city and county vote. marie would bring the goverment to utah. they would have the underground nuclear missles in their home's back yard. of course, they would have warheads on the missles. inside the warheads, they would have the book of mormon spread the word, and of course, they have dvds of donny and marie's greatest hits. go donny and marie!

That guy has a big wiener.

If you think so, you've never actually seen a big wiener.