Here's your chance.

I'm drunk. and I just spent the night talking about everything from housing values to foreskin with real human beings in my neighborhood. Prove to me that you're worth my time.



and go!

Instead if what would you so for a Klondike bar. I'd be willing to play what would tiger do to be home drunk right now.

I accidentally double dosed my adderall today and I'll totally organize stuff, write papers, or assemble a piece of furniture/graph/theatre set for like, 5 bucks an hour and some blue-raspberry crush.

My brain hurts.

I wear blue dresses when DT and/or Flodie punish me.

once i was in a movie theater, i laid a huge loud fart that killed two ushers.