A balding salesman was traveling between towns when he got a flat tire out in the middle of nowhere. He checked the spare, and found that it was also flat. His only option was to hitch a ride into the nearest town.
The first vehicle that stopped was an elderly gentleman in a pickup truck.
He yelled out the window to the balding salesman, "Need a lift?"
The salesman replied, Yes. Yes, I do."
"You a Democrat or Republican?" askd the elderly man.
The salesman replied, "Republican!"
"a*****e!" yelled the old man, as he sped off.
The next car that stopped was a middle-aged female, who rolled downed her window and asked the balding salesman, "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"
The salesman replied with the same answer, "Republican."
The woman gave him the finger and drove off.
The salesman thought for a moment, and dcided to change his approach since it appeared that there were so few Republicans in the area.
The next car that stopped was a red convertible that was being driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked him if he were a Republican or Democrat?
The salesman shouted, "Democrat!"
"Hop in," replied the blonde.
While driving down the road, the saleseman couldn't help staring at the gorgeous woman in the driver's seat: with her thick hair blowing in the gentle breeze, pert breasts, and a short skirt that rode higher and higher up her savory thighs.
Finally, he screamed, STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!"
The blonde slammed on the brakes, and as soon as the car came to a complete stop, the balding salesman jumped out of the car.
"What's the matter?" asked the blonde.
"I can't take it," replied the salesman. "I've been a Democrat for five minutes, and already I want to screw somebody."