Zombie Apocalypse Survival

How do YOU think you'd do in a zombie apocalypse? How do you think a zombie apocalypse might start?

I think that it would start by weed being legalized in EVERY U.S. state, and everyone gets high at once, creating so much smoke that the whole country is covered with it. At the same time, all the smoke somehow causes all of our nuclear power plants to malfunction, creating mutations in every high person.
The survivors would be the Mormons, the Catholics(good ones) and the asthma patients. So basically, all non-weed smokers.

I would probably do pretty good, all I need is a few packs of weed to keep those zombies occupied :D

We're talking about surviving a plague.

Zombies aren't real but plagues are.

I'm a necrophiliac, so I would do quite well.

It will start subtly with about 535 corpses gathered in just a few buildings near the east coast of the US. They really won't do anything for quite awhile.

I watched Zombieland a few times, so I should be OK
(double tap, seat belts ...)

Yep, you'll be fine!

Well, this went nowhere quickly

I'd be fierce and ruthless and kill!

I'd probably die quite quickly, I'd do something stupid

It will start with an interstellar virus riding on a meteorite.



https://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/us/meteor-shower/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Very well. Zombies and dumb people, and arrogant people wouldn't do well around me... the slow, stupid, arrogant, and the liars all get a bullet to the head... as do all zombie like people.

A "zombie apocalypse"... some scientifically enhanced version of rabies or ebola or some other virus based highly contagious decease that has originated in a reservoir species like bats... and (again) enhanced by science: absolutely possible maybe even highly likely.



I'm guessing this part was a joke.

I would start an army.