Shoplifting

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a £1000 watch from an exclusive jewellery store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble and neither do I. What do you say If I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a lot more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something a lot less expensive?"