A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by the new pastor, who asked: "Can you tell where the post office is?" "Sure!" the boy replied. "Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The pastor thanked him and said: "I'd like you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to heaven." The boy replied with a chuckle: "Aw, come on. You don't even know the way to the post office!"

A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.
But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.

First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.

"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should have!" said the salesman.
"No one told me they read from right to left!"