Traveling salesman's car runs out of gas on a country road.

He walks to a house, knocks and a man opens the door. He asks if he could use the phone to call road assistance. The man tells him he has no phone but the elderly neighbors a mile down does. Off he goes and to make matters worst, it begins to rain-HARD. But he gets there and looking through their window, he sees the strangest thing! The old woman pointed to her watch and began to shake her larger than large breast! The old man got an umbrella, whipped out his schlong and started jerking it! The man ran back to the first neighbor and told him what he saw. The neighbor laughed and told him they are deaf and didn't go to a school for the deaf. The salesman asked what were they saying. The neighbor said the woman was telling her husband it's time to milk the cow, the husband told her screw that, it's raining!