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rondetto On about 18 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 21, 2012 @ 09:19:17
Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie flys out and grants him a wish.

Charles is ecstatic as just that morning he had reversed his Range Rover over the Queen's favourite corgi and squashed it flat. He asks the genie to bring back the dog to life as the Queen would be furious and upset. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and tells Charles that there is nothing he can do so he'd best chuck the dog in the dustbin.

Charles then asks the genie if he could make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful as the media were always poking fun at her looks.

The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and says "On second thoughts get that dog out of the bin again"!!!
Demented On January 31, 2024




, Australia
#2New Post! Sep 21, 2012 @ 09:56:11
@rondetto Said

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie flys out and grants him a wish.

Charles is ecstatic as just that morning he had reversed his Range Rover over the Queen's favourite corgi and squashed it flat. He asks the genie to bring back the dog to life as the Queen would be furious and upset. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and tells Charles that there is nothing he can do so he'd best chuck the dog in the dustbin.

Charles then asks the genie if he could make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful as the media were always poking fun at her looks.

The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and says "On second thoughts get that dog out of the bin again"!!!



MY God how things change I told that joke on here a few years ago and now it's completely different.
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