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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Aug 10, 2012 @ 02:12:02
A little boy was in school one day when the teacher asked if anybody knew any stories from the Bible, the little boy raised his hand and said "I know the story about Jonah and the Whale", the teacher says " that's not a true story, it's impossible for a whale to swallow a human being" the little boy says "it has to be true, everything in the Bible is true" so the teacher starts giving all these scientific facts why a whale can't swallow a human being, the little boy says "well, I'll just ask Jonah when I get to Heaven", and the teacher says "what if Jonah doesn't go to Heaven"? And the little boy says, "then you can ask him"
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