A repair man is walking through a mental institution. He goes into the first room and sees a man swinging an imaginary baseball bat.
"What the hell are you doing" he asks.
"I'm Bbe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm outta here!", replies the man. The repair man wishes him well and continues on his way.
In the next room, there's a man swinging an imaginary golf club.
"What the hell are YOU doing?" the repair man asks.
"I'm Jack Nicklaus. As soon as I make a hole in one I'm outta here!" replies the man. The repair man shakes his head and goes into the next room.
A man is sitting there naked, balancing a peanut on the tip of his d***.
"What the hell are you doing!" the repair man asks.
"I'm f***ing nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
Feb 09, 2006 @ 14:08:46
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